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Things I should probably not tell my cohorts when I meet them tomorrow:
helioscentrifuge: helioscentrifuge: guys i went into my kitchen and i kept hearing my cat but i couldn’t find her and she sounded really upset okay i found her and seriously what the hell cat hOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET IN THERE
theappleppielifestyle: ‘I got in my car and you were sleeping in the backseat who the hell are you and how did you get into my car’ au ‘we take the same elevator every day and due to a misunderstanding I assumed you didn’t speak english and I’ve
yourplayersaidwhat: The fae bear I just arm wrestled into submission: How the hell did you get so strong???My Dragonborn sorcerer, who hasn’t left their school tower in 20+ years and is on their first adventure: Oh this? *flexes* That’s library duty
theappleppielifestyle: ‘I got in my car and you were sleeping in the backseat who the hell are you and how did you get into my car’ au‘we take the same elevator every day and due to a misunderstanding I assumed you didn’t speak english and I’ve
trashcan67: Do you ever just suddenly feel really shitty because you’re not particularly good at anything and you don’t know what you wanna do with your life and like you didn’t ask to be born and have to deal with all of this and yet here you
sft425: endgaem: blackmodel: jumex: highkeygay: Hillary looking like who the hell is this This is too much Hillary: Ms. Badu i love your music… Hillary: How did you get into my office @anaisalicious
fagflow: helioscentrifuge: helioscentrifuge: guys i went into my kitchen and i kept hearing my cat but i couldn’t find her and she sounded really upset okay i found her and seriously what the hell cat hOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET IN THERE You
I can’t believe it. I get captured by the elves, get thrown into jail, and the next thing I know, I’m the princess’ little baby boy. I’m her sex slave. How the hell did this happen?Agh.. No use in questioning it now. My lady told me she wants